The Swing (needs caption)

Ben —  April 9, 2011 — 25 Comments


Trying to post this from my wordpress app, hopefully it turns out. Oh, and don’t worry, little buddy wasn’t in any pain, he just wanted off the swing.

How about a caption?

25 responses to The Swing (needs caption)

  1. Dad, I really have to poop

  2. And this is when that swing become known as “The Crotch Killer.”

  3. “My willie! My willie! I brokeded my willie!”

    (open gasps from all Mothers within earshot, and all men who heard it instinctively reach for their crotches to protect themselves.)

  4. Meanwhile, as Jr pooped his pants, proud daddy blogged away.

  5. Daaaaaaaady, I have to peeeeeeeeee!

  6. “If two men fight together, and the wife of one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of the one attacking him, and puts out her hand and seizes him by the genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; your eye shall not pity her.” – Deuteronomy 25:11-12

    *sorry, I have nothing.

  7. Look at me, I’m a sumo wrestler!

  8. Son: Dad why do I have to swing in the nutcracker swing?
    Ben: Because I want to know who broke the lamp…
    Son: Okay Day I give I will tell…I WILL TELL! Please save me!

  9. “We are the world – we are the children” In his best Lionel Richie voice. 🙂

  10. I got nothing but these comments are classic!

  11. Turns out the new invention “swing breaks” has one big drawback…

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